Maybe I should reconsider my business...

Why should I reconsider my business?  Well, because I have now branded myself with the Pampered Chef logo.  Apparently, if you take a hot quiche out of the oven and grab the Pampered Chef pie crust shield in the wrong way, it will snap upward and over your hand searing your arm with 375 degree aluminum band.  Maybe if Southern Living at HOME doesn't work out I can explore other direct sales companies...